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		<title>Totals</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2013 21:56:18 +0000</pubDate>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size:18px";">May Totals to Date</span><br />
Shot &amp; Killed: <strong>20</strong><br />
Shot &amp; Wounded: <strong>82</strong><br />
Total Homicides*: <span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>23</strong></span></p>
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		<title>Year to Date Totals</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 20:50:02 +0000</pubDate>
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Shot &amp; Killed: <strong>102</strong><br />
Shot &amp; Wounded: <strong>524</strong><br />
Total Homicides*: <span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>124</strong></span></p>
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		<title>Enlightening Commentary</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2013 00:56:18 +0000</pubDate>
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	<h2 style="font-weight:normal;"><a href="http://www.heyjackass.com/enlightening-commentary/some-summer-lovin-this-weekend/">Some Summer Lovin&#8217; this Weekend</a></h2><p>Last weekend was unseasonably cool, but this week was decidedly more summer-like with temps in the 80s with lots of sun. That nice weather means the lead will fly and fly it did. From Friday afternoon through early Monday morning, five (5) people were shot dead with another 19 wounded. </p>
<p>We now stand at 123 homicides through the first 20 weeks of the year. At this point in 2011 we stood at 115. (2012 is an outlier year) The difference this year is Tiny Dancer&#8217;s and McGunControl&#8217;s police surge is costing the city&#8217;s taxpayers millions in overtime and is starting to lose steam right before the shootin&#8217; and killin&#8217; season really kicks into high gear. </p>
<p>But&#8230; expect all news stories and political hot air to continue to say how much better things are this year when compared to last year.  Oh, and weather has nothing to do with anything, unless it does, then it doesn&#8217;t, or something. </p>
<p>-WHT</p>
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		<title>30 Day Shooting Trend &#8211; Wounded vs Killed</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2013 02:31:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2013 19:31:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Shootings &amp; Shot Placement</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 03:05:51 +0000</pubDate>
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	<td class="column-1">Englewood</td><td class="column-2">29</td><td class="column-3">11.5%</td>
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	<td class="column-1">West Pullman</td><td class="column-2">19</td><td class="column-3">7.5%</td>
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	<td class="column-1">Auburn Gresham</td><td class="column-2">15</td><td class="column-3">5.9%</td>
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	<td class="column-1">Grand Crossing</td><td class="column-2">15</td><td class="column-3">5.9%</td>
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	<td class="column-1">Humboldt Park</td><td class="column-2">13</td><td class="column-3">5.1%</td>
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	<td class="column-1">All Others</td><td class="column-2">148</td><td class="column-3">58.5%</td>
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		<title>Deadliest &#8216;hoods</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2013 03:25:09 +0000</pubDate>
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	<td class="column-1">Englewood</td><td class="column-2">12</td><td class="column-3">9.8%</td>
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	<td class="column-1">South Shore</td><td class="column-2">10</td><td class="column-3">8.1%</td>
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	<td class="column-1">Austin</td><td class="column-2">8</td><td class="column-3">6.5%</td>
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	<td class="column-1">Garfield Park</td><td class="column-2">7</td><td class="column-3">5.7%</td>
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	<td class="column-1">Auburn Gresham</td><td class="column-2">7</td><td class="column-3">5.7%</td>
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	<td class="column-1">North Lawndale</td><td class="column-2">6</td><td class="column-3">4.9%</td>
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	<td class="column-1">Humboldt Park</td><td class="column-2">5</td><td class="column-3">4.1%</td>
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	<td class="column-1">West Pullman</td><td class="column-2">5</td><td class="column-3">4.1%</td>
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	<td class="column-1">Grand Boulevard</td><td class="column-2">5</td><td class="column-3">4.1%</td>
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	<td class="column-1">Gage Park</td><td class="column-2">4</td><td class="column-3">3.3%</td>
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	<td class="column-1">Chatham</td><td class="column-2">4</td><td class="column-3">3.3%</td>
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	<td class="column-1">Washington Heights</td><td class="column-2">4</td><td class="column-3">3.3%</td>
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	<td class="column-1">All Others</td><td class="column-2">46</td><td class="column-3">37.4%</td>
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		<title>Murder Trend To Date</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2013 03:23:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Cause of Death</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2013 22:05:34 +0000</pubDate>
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	<td class="column-1">Gunshot</td><td class="column-2">92</td><td class="column-3">80.7%</td>
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	<td class="column-1">Stabbing</td><td class="column-2">11</td><td class="column-3">9.6%</td>
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	<td class="column-1">Auto</td><td class="column-2">3</td><td class="column-3">2.6%</td>
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	<td class="column-1">Child Abuse</td><td class="column-2">2</td><td class="column-3">1.8%</td>
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		<title>Race of Victim</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2012 07:02:18 +0000</pubDate>
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	<td class="column-1">Black</td><td class="column-2">86</td><td class="column-3">75.4%</td>
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	<td class="column-1">White</td><td class="column-2">3</td><td class="column-3">2.6%</td>
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		<title>Gender of Victim</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2013 22:01:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Ages of Victim</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2013 03:58:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Other Violent Crimes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2013 05:08:21 +0000</pubDate>
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	<td class="column-1">Robbery</td><td class="column-2">3,818</td><td class="column-3">38.9%</td>
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	<td class="column-1">Aggravated Battery</td><td class="column-2">2,108</td><td class="column-3">20.7%</td>
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<tr class="row-4 even">
	<td class="column-1">Aggravated Assault</td><td class="column-2">1,320</td><td class="column-3">46.8%</td>
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	<td class="column-1">Criminal Sexual Assault</td><td class="column-2">401</td><td class="column-3">4.7%</td>
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	<td class="column-1"></td><td class="column-2"></td><td class="column-3"><em style=font-size:10px>thru: 5/10/13</em></td>
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		<title>Weapon Used &#8211; Robbery</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2013 16:43:18 +0000</pubDate>
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	<td class="column-1">Other/None</td><td class="column-2">2,111</td><td class="column-3">55.3%</td>
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	<td class="column-1">Handgun</td><td class="column-2">1,460</td><td class="column-3">38.2%</td>
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<tr class="row-4 even">
	<td class="column-1">Knife</td><td class="column-2">222</td><td class="column-3">5.8%</td>
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<tr class="row-5 odd">
	<td class="column-1">Shotgun/Rifle</td><td class="column-2">25</td><td class="column-3">0.7%</td>
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	<td class="column-1"></td><td class="column-2"></td><td class="column-3"><em style=font-size:10px>thru: 5/10/13</em></td>
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		<title>Weapon Used &#8211; Assault</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2013 16:48:30 +0000</pubDate>
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	<th class="column-1"><div>Weapon</div></th><th class="column-2"><div>Total</div></th><th class="column-3"><div>%</div></th>
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	<td class="column-1">Handgun</td><td class="column-2">607</td><td class="column-3">46.0%</td>
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	<td class="column-1">Knife</td><td class="column-2">378</td><td class="column-3">28.6%</td>
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	<td class="column-1">Other/None</td><td class="column-2">307</td><td class="column-3">23.3%</td>
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	<td class="column-1">Shotgun/Rifle</td><td class="column-2">28</td><td class="column-3">2.1%</td>
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	<td class="column-1"></td><td class="column-2"></td><td class="column-3"><em style=font-size:10px>thru: 5/10/13</em></td>
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		<title>Gas Price Paid: $4.23/gal</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2013 17:54:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>W.H.Thompson</dc:creator>
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		<title>Junior&#8217;s Cashmere Capes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2013 03:06:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>W.H.Thompson</dc:creator>
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	<td class="column-1">Restaurants &amp; Clubs</td><td class="column-2">$60,857 </td>
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<tr class="row-3 odd">
	<td class="column-1">Gold Rolex Watch</td><td class="column-2">$43,350 </td>
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<tr class="row-4 even">
	<td class="column-1">Airfare</td><td class="column-2">$31,700 </td>
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<tr class="row-5 odd">
	<td class="column-1">Michael Jackson Crap</td><td class="column-2">$26,700 </td>
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<tr class="row-6 even">
	<td class="column-1">Electronics &amp; Appliances</td><td class="column-2">$25,000 </td>
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<tr class="row-7 odd">
	<td class="column-1">Tobacco</td><td class="column-2">$17,163 </td>
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<tr class="row-8 even">
	<td class="column-1">Gym Memberships</td><td class="column-2">$16,058 </td>
</tr>
<tr class="row-9 odd">
	<td class="column-1">Dry Cleaning</td><td class="column-2">$14,513 </td>
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<tr class="row-10 even">
	<td class="column-1">MLK Memorabilia</td><td class="column-2">$11,130 </td>
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<tr class="row-11 odd">
	<td class="column-1">Bruce Lee Stuff</td><td class="column-2">$10,105 </td>
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<tr class="row-12 even">
	<td class="column-1">Children's Furniture</td><td class="column-2">$9,588 </td>
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<tr class="row-13 odd">
	<td class="column-1">Signed Football</td><td class="column-2">$5,000 </td>
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	<td class="column-1">Cashmere Capes</td><td class="column-2">Priceless</td>
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	<td colspan="2" class="column-1"><em>"I don't trust men in capes."</em> - George Costanza</td>
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		<title>Daily Reads</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2013 04:39:17 +0000</pubDate>
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<li><a href="http://legalinsurrection.com/" target="_blank">Legal insurrection</a></li>
<li><a href="http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/" target="_blank">Instapundit</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.drudgereport.com" target="_blank">Drudge Report</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/" target="_blank">Breitbart</a></li>
<li><a href="http://rebelpundit.com/" target="_blank">rebelpundit</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/" target="_blank">The Truth About Guns</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.zerohedge.com" target="_blank">zerohedge</a></li>
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		<title>Ad Post2</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Apr 2013 01:45:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Final 2012 Total</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2013 04:55:10 +0000</pubDate>
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