So Long Jesse, But Not Long Enough
Posted on August 14, 2013
Jesse “Bring It On” Jackson, Jr. was sentenced this morning to a whole 30 months in prison and no fine and his wife, former ghost alderman Sandi, received a whopping 12 months. We’d like to point out that Blago received 14 years(!) for talking about something he never ended up doing in the end. In case you’ve forgotten about all the crap the Honorable Congressman purchased with his donor’s campaign donations, here’s the list we posted earlier this year.
|Restaurants & Clubs||$60,857|
|Gold Rolex Watch||$43,350|
|Michael Jackson Crap||$26,700|
|Electronics & Appliances||$25,000|
|Bruce Lee Stuff||$10,105|
|"I don't trust men in capes." - George Costanza|
And while we’re at it, we’d like to remind everyone that this convicted felon won over 60% of the vote in an election where he didn’t spend a single second campaigning. Stay classy voters of the 2nd IL Congressional District.